Sid Waddell Quotes

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!

One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time

Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!

Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.

Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.

Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.

Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!

Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.

When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror.

He's as cool as a prized marrow!