He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!

One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time

How do I say 'kiss me' in French?" she whispered."Embrasse moi."Oh yes, even that sounded better in French.

And you can't make a mistake when you are reading the Torah, so you have men standing around who will correct you if you are reading it incorrectly.

Be strong. Don't be a follower. Always do the right thing.

I grew up doing martial arts, and it's one of these things where I always kind of liked acting, but I was never real serious about it.

I don't think political correctness doesn't make any difference. Once that's in your DNA, you don't pass an ordinance or pass a law or all of the sudden change your DNA.

I am not interested in shock tactics. I just want to make beautiful clothes.

He who would preach powerfully must pray effectively.

The narcissist devours people, consumes their output, and casts the empty, writhing shells aside.

I never wanted to be a celebrity; I never wanted to be famous. And in my daily life, I work really hard to not trade on it in any way.

In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted.