That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!

One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time

Great books make a great life.

I do not share the half-in, half-out attitude to the EU of some in Britain. Britain's place is in Europe.

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be.

That kid's got an arm like Uncle Fester at an exhibition of Pre-Colombian... um, Christ, I lost it. I was going for something thick. So what's with the beard, Grizzly Fouts?

One piece of good sense would be more memorable than a monument as high as the moon.

But sticking to rules just because they're there does not make them right. You need to learn when the rules should be broken.

I've been in California for about 15 years now. You're always in your car and insulated. I miss New York so much.

The best place to defend is in the opposition penalty box.

I have been Merlin wandering in the woods Of a far country, where the winds waken Unnatural voices , my mind broken By a sudden acquaintance with man's rage.

I think one of the most pivotal moments in modern American history was Donald Trump's immediate withdraw from TPP.