He [Will Rogers] was America's most complete human document. One-third humor. One-third humanitarian. One-third heart.

She has a laugh so hearty it knocks the whipped cream off an order of strawberry shortcake on a table fifty feet away.

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

I came to the conclusion long ago that all life is six to five against.

Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid.

You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year.

In my opinion turkey is the most over-rated critter for eating purposes in kingdom come but the most striking example we have of the power of propaganda.

He who tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted.

In all the history of the boxing game, you'll find no human interest story to compare with the life narrative of James J. Braddock.

Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.

Damon Runyon. A day-coach boy in a parlor car seat.

people who ran away are friends!

You can’t stop loving someone if you had already fallen

A commitment to human rights cannot be fostered simply through the transmission of knowledge. Action and experience play a crucial role in the learning process.

I love a glass of champagne. It can make even the most average Monday seem like a Saturday night. I always say there's happiness in every bubble!

I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part.

Art is born of the observation and investigation of nature.

The person that said winning isn't everything, never won anything.

Feeling a little small? Well, in the context of the cosmos, we are small.

I'd never planned on being a model.

Despite the goings-on in Congress, I don't believe the USA is bordering on madness. I believe Mexico and Canada are.