Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!

One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time

I'm saying I'm in love with you! I've been in love with you this whole bleeding year!

I shot through my twenties like a luminous thread through a dark needle, blazing toward my destination: Nowhere.

Writer's block? I've never heard of a plumber complain about plumber's block.

We should test prudently; not profligately.

I think that the process of making a film is an underrated factor in how that film turns out.

I get my most creative energy after a show, so I love to go back to the hotel and compose new material. I generally do it in a rush. I have to get it out, otherwise I can't sleep.

I don't know what a collective is exactly. But maybe there's one guy who makes sure everything is clean. Maybe I'm that guy.

You don't understand, photography is not about getting the right picture, it's about documenting your everyday life.

There was no normal. There never had been. "Normal" and "natural" were the biggest lies we'd ever created.

The soul is healed by being with children. --Fyodor Dostoyevsky