People often ask me when there's going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It's a confusing question sometimes because many people don't realize that my mother is named Mrs. Zach Braff.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

She was a rule breaker, never settling her fierce spirit for things built of structure.

Christmas is always the most fun. I start looking forward to Christmas before it's even summertime.

I'm a medical doctor and a biomedical scientist.

Helvetica is the jeans, and Univers the dinner jacket. Helvetica is here to stay.

I said shut up once already, with my mouth.

Silkes and Satins put out the fire in the chimney.

The Left/Right scale is a misleading way of comparing political systems. It doesn't measure anything.

When the uniqueness of a place sings to us like a melody, then we will know, at last, what it means to be home

in show business there's not much point in asking yourself if someone really likes you or if he just thinks you can be useful to him, because there's no difference.

My coach told me if I broke the national record for the 200, I could run a 100.