The more often a stupidity is repeated, the more it gets the appearance of wisdom.

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.

If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize.

It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.

The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

Give me the patience for the small things of life, courage for the great trials of life. Help me to do my best each day and then go to sleep knowing God is awake.

Many are destined to reason wrongly; others, not to reason at all; and others, to persecute those who do reason.

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.

The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to another.

...even a poisoned, desolate childhood can be missed.

Complexity and intelligence grow from simplicity, not from greater complexity.

You can have small moments of happiness in life. You certainly can’t expect years and years of it.

Cause when I had my child, people tried to make me feel like life was over for me, and I started to believe that.

In tough economic times, desperate people do desperate things, and the abortion rate goes up.

Beware of biting jests; the more truth they carry with them, the greater wounds they give, the greater smarts they cause, and the greater scars they leave behind them.

I played a practice round with Hubert [Green] the other day, and when we got to the ninth green, I heard a fan say, "Why does Hubert have two caddies?"

I guess I really always wanted to act. When I was seven, I actually had the opportunity to come out to California. Ive always really loved playing a part, playing a character and being someone else.

I hope I haven't reached a pinnacle...I hope there's something more for me in baseball and in life.

For precious friends hid in death's dateless night.