People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

Never live in fear or regret, live in lessons learned that make you better and keep going forward

No one could leave the group by his or her own volition and put the group at risk of having its secrets revealed.

The wonderful thing about Apple technology is just how intuitive it is.

The ship anchored in the harbor rots faster than the ship crossing the ocean; a still pool of water stagnates more rapidly than a running stream.

To give us room to explore the varieties of mind and body into which our genome can evolve, one planet is not enough.

He who attains his ideal, precisely thereby surpasses it.

I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered.

Anything you can imagine probably is doable, you just have to imagine it and work on it.

A long association-prolonged human contact, when a man and woman live together-this ends up producing a sort of rot, a poison.

We live in an age of seriously crap mass clothing. They've made a science of it.