People have this obsession. They want you to be like you were in 1969. They want you to, because otherwise their youth goes with you. It's very selfish, but it's understandable.

People are so brainwashed by the rules that they don't know what really matters.

Lose your dreams and you might lose your mind.

Don’t take life too seriously and always remember: it is just a passing fad.

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.

There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

The past is a great place and I don't want to erase it or to regret it, but I don't want to be its prisoner either.

A good thing never ends.

I'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five.

You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.

Don't you think it's sometimes wise not to grow up.

Highly organized research is guaranteed to produce nothing new.

When you can have anything you want by uttering a few words, the goal matters not, only the journey to it.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

I'm trying to play the truth of what I am. The reason it's difficult is because I'm changing all the time.

Retirement is the last opportunity for individuals to reinvent themselves, let go of the past, and find peace and happiness within.

For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind.

Doubt makes us reaffirm what we believe.

When you do late-night TV, you do different jokes in the same place every night. When you're on the road as a comedian, you do the same jokes in a different place every night.

If we don't go forward, we won't find anything.

I've always written stuff based on personal experience, but I've always disguised it by the use of characters.