People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.

Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.

The Lord is the Lord of my life. He gives me hope.

Magic is only unexplained science. Science is explained magic. When I study science, I study magic. When I study magic, I study science.

I have nothing against kids—as long as they go home with their parents at the end of the day.

Art is the beautiful way of doing things. Science is the effective way of doing things. Business is the economic way of doing things.

One can imagine the look the two lovers exchanged; it was like a flame, for virtuous lovers have not a shred of hypocrisy.

Everyone is ambition. The question is whether he is ambitious to be or to do.

Where something becomes extremely difficult and unbearable, there we also stand always already quite near its transformation.

Its always the minorities who arent a part of the mainstream who define what the limits... of the majority are going to be.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

The most underrated of all contemporary American writers of fiction.