Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.

Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.

A benchmarking mind is an “interpreter” mind which can bridge the gaps.

Talent is a gift which God has given us secretly, and which we reveal without perceiving it.

According to the best research, less than 3% of Americans have written goals, and less than 1% review and rewrite their goals on a daily basis.

Let the poets cry themselves to sleep, and all their tearful words will turn back into steam.

Neuroscience over the next 50 years is going to introduce things that are mind-blowing.

If your work is deathwork, one weapon is not enough, just as a plumber would not answer an urgent service call with a single wrench.

We must make it an imperative duty of our government to protect the gifts which Nature has bestowed on America and to insure the maintenance of a clean, healthy, wholesome environment for our people.

You've got to look for tough competition. You've got to want to beat the best.

People talk about curing autism. But if you got rid of all those traits, who's going to make the next computer?

There are certain things I will automate, but when it comes to quality control, I want to keep a very close eye.