People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

Wisdom is not making life any harder than it has to be.

Once upon a time there was what there was, and if nothing had happened there would be nothing to tell.

. . . it is yours women's to be silent and stay within doors.

I grew up in church, and I have a wonderful family that always supported that.

Children, like animals use all their senses to discover the world. Then artists come along and discover it the same way...Or now and then we'll hear from an artisit who's never lost it.

No amount of promises can guarantee love

We found out that no matter how good you are you can't go out there and compete against teams that have been together for quite some time.

I dream of a Digital India where mobile enabled emergency services ensure Personal Security.

No power on this earth can destroy the thirst for human dignity

Sometimes the British press is maybe a little bit racist.