Peace: in international affairs a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

I may be heaven-sent, but I'm not perfect.

To find solace in the wrong area as it seems to be at first is to seek God for direction

The head of the AFL-CIO endorsed John Kerry, saying, 'The time has come to come behind one man, one leader, one candidate.' Then he said, 'And until we find that man, we will endorse John Kerry.'

[The politicians] become nothingness and they don't do the job that they got elected to do. And it happens time and time again.

Karma indicates action, but not necessarily physical action; nor is karma a result in the sense of a reward.

I'm a photographer, a still photographer. That's it.

Hee is not free that drawes his chaine.

If someone comes along, gonna give you some love and affection, I say get it while you can.

What I write could only be called poetry because there is no other category to put it.

As an artist, to release music is what you look forward to. That's what everybody looks forward to when they sign a deal. It feels really good to know I'm actually working towards a release date.