The head of the AFL-CIO endorsed John Kerry, saying, 'The time has come to come behind one man, one leader, one candidate.' Then he said, 'And until we find that man, we will endorse John Kerry.'

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

Our past may shape us, but it doesn't define us.

Donata Santori looked down at the dead body lying at her feet and thought, ‘Damn, that can’t be a good sign.

And each blasphemer quite escape the rod, Because the insult's not on man, but God?

If someone is starving, excessively exercising or using purging behaviors, then we know they are in a high-risk place for turning on the psychiatric illnesses.

A man does not exist until he is drunk.

It's totally different now, traveling to different meets and different cities and actually being able to enjoy the cities I'm in.

The rich fruit of spontaneity grows in the garden that is well tended by the discipline of schedule.

Make the driving force in your life love.

All war aims for impunity.

Oh to be a pear tree – any tree in bloom! With kissing bees singing of the beginning of the world!