One thing for sure - a sheep is not a creature of the air.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

Camelot is a silly place.

I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!

Always look on the bright side of life.

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.

Life has always poppies in her hands.

We live what we create. We create what we live.

The heart's in it then, spinning dreams, and torment is on the way. The heart makes dreams seem like ideas.

Magic came very easy for me when I was a kid. When I was 8 years old I started doing it, and by the time I was 12, I was already published in magic books

The White House is saying Donald Trump has 'zero percent chance' of being elected. Isn't that a little high?

Many women dress for men before marriage, and for women after marriage.

Religion teaches us that our lives here on earth are to be used for transformation.

I always think once you have the lead protagonist, you cast around that character.

Four things greater than all things are Women and horses and power and War.

Science fiction is a genre that no everyone is keen on watching.