Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

Camelot is a silly place.

I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!

Always look on the bright side of life.

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.

You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.

There will never be another you. The planet desperately needs your unique purpose, passion and presence.

You always were such a worrier. It was as if you thought your worrying was all that held the world together, and if you stopped for a split second the whole thing would just fly apart.

Acting had always been the social scene I'd fallen into. It was sort of a merry band of band geeks and theater nerds.

This is to the world and how god damn beautiful it is.

Scaramucci said he wants to narrow the gap between what he thinks of the president and what he sees as the press' view of Trump.

O liberty, Parent of happiness, celestial born When the first man became a living soul; His sacred genius thou.

A person remains immature, whatever his age, as long as he thinks of himself as an exception to the human race.

When we do what we really love, money will come, the door will open. We feel useful and work as a game that

simplicity is the best sophistication

If you love your life, you have to fight. If you believe in life and progress and possibilities, you have no choice.