We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

I fart in your general direction.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.

the more a person smiles... the more is the pain he resides...

The key point some Christians miss is that scientific ignorance about the beginning of life, or any of life's processes, is not evidence of a god.

The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.

Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.

In the nineteenth century, many Anglican theologians, both evangelical and catholic, embraced positively the proposal of evolution.

I do think that sports is really rich dramatically that, and this is kind of a self-serving thing to say, but I wonder why there aren't more, better sports novels.

The person of benevolence never worries.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

Poverty is the mother of all revolutions

If that makes your lawyers or managers happy, well, good for them. You still have a lot to worry about.