Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

The dream crossed twilight between birth and dying.

Well... "why" is a hard question to answer in any language.

I receive about 10,000 letters a year from readers, and in the first year after a book is published, perhaps 5,000 letters will deal specifically with that piece of work.

If you want to rock the Vote, You have to Rock the Boat.

I have never been remotely ashamed of having been depressed. Never. What's to be ashamed of? I went through a really rough time and I am quite proud that I got out of that.

Love is a heavenly quality that is given to prepare men to enjoy the heavenly city more.

Of all the things that matter, that really and truly matter, working more efficiently and getting more done, is not one of them.

We create our own worlds. We destroy our own worlds. It is that simple.

You'll know you're amazing when you get devoted to making other people amazing.

I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.