ONE of the things we can learn from the devil is his perseverance in pursuing us. HE NEVER gives up.

If you want to succeed in making a son of Africa stupid, simply give him power or money. But If you intend to make him more stupid, then give him the two.

Never share your most important secret with a person in deep love, for the partner will get to hear of it." -Oppong Amankwaa

He who fears alcohol MUST also fear ANGER, for anger is more powerful and dangerous than the alcohol.

ALL human beings are equal no matter their race, social, political and economic status. No one can eat, excrete, sleep, bear your pains and die your death for you no matter your might.

I was stupid, mad and dead, but the Lord Jesus saved me from my stupidity.

Stupidity is choice we make ourselves not hereditary though it could sometimes be environmentally deterministic. Repress your sinful DESIRES and see, if your stupidity will NOT reduce drastically

Being stupid is second step in curing your stupidity.

Never share you secret with a married person for the partner will get to hear of it.

We know so little about one another. We embrace a shadow and love a dream.

No time to spare: the expression assumed its full significance, as so many expressions do in wartime.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

Adolescence is like cactus.

Writing has enriched my life in ways I never imaged.

My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.

Works of art make rules but rules do not make works of art.

a time has come in our history when what is known has little connection with what is done.

My theory is that balance is key - nothing in excess.

I have been in a youth hostel...You are put in a kitchen with seventeen venture scouts with behavioural difficulties and made to wash swedes.