Now men and women are separate and unequal. We should be hand in hand; in fact, we should have our arms around one another.

I've been so relieved and so grateful to not have a god to believe in.

Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.

Let whatever's going to happen, happen. Don't judge it before you do it. Sure, sometimes it will be terrible, but sometimes it will just be amazing. That's where the gold is.

I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her.

For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?

I think husbands and wives should live in separate houses. If there's enough money, the children should live in a third.

I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it.

Im having an amazing life and it isnt over yet.

Everything is so sad and so wonderful.

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.

Graduate study is an intensive education.

True nobility is exempt from fear.

There was nothing more important I could do than be supportive as a dad.

I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash.

Wearing makeup is an apology for our actual faces.

I don't think that modesty is the outstanding characteristic of contemporary politics, do you?

You can't just sit in emptiness. Even the enlightened don't sit in emptiness. We call it emptiness - but we move our mind into a world of light.

There is no final stage in nirvana. Nirvana is beyond definition. It is not quantifiable.

The past is already gone, the future is not yet here. There's only one moment for you to live, and that is the present moment

Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his buttons, and he got hot.