For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?

I've been so relieved and so grateful to not have a god to believe in.

Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.

Let whatever's going to happen, happen. Don't judge it before you do it. Sure, sometimes it will be terrible, but sometimes it will just be amazing. That's where the gold is.

I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her.

I think husbands and wives should live in separate houses. If there's enough money, the children should live in a third.

I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it.

Im having an amazing life and it isnt over yet.

Everything is so sad and so wonderful.

Now men and women are separate and unequal. We should be hand in hand; in fact, we should have our arms around one another.

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.

The bow is bent the arrow flies The winged shaft of fate.

Organic architecture seeks superior sense of use and a finer sense of comfort, expressed in organic simplicity.

Innovation simply isn't as unpredictable as many people think. There isn't a cookbook yet, but we're getting there.

It is easy to write unthinking music.

Success is the result of clear goal, unshakable confidence, proper planning, enthusiastic ACTION and consistent persistence.

You had journalist saying during the campaign that Donald Trump compels them to suspend all objective standards of journalism.

There's so much you can achieve with a launching pad like stand-up comedy. You can literally go from acting to hosting to being a personality.

America's best days lie ahead. You ain't seen nothing yet.

You know, I think I had my first past life recall when I was 7.

Everything will be alright if we just keep dancing like we're 22.