When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.

I've been so relieved and so grateful to not have a god to believe in.

Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.

Let whatever's going to happen, happen. Don't judge it before you do it. Sure, sometimes it will be terrible, but sometimes it will just be amazing. That's where the gold is.

I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her.

For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?

I think husbands and wives should live in separate houses. If there's enough money, the children should live in a third.

I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it.

Im having an amazing life and it isnt over yet.

Everything is so sad and so wonderful.

Now men and women are separate and unequal. We should be hand in hand; in fact, we should have our arms around one another.

You and I, it's as though we have been taught to kiss in heaven and sent down to earth together, to see if we know what we were taught.

Hell, is trying to do what you can't do, trying to be what you're not

The Miss America Pageant reinforces a belief that women are merely how they look and how they please.

A small change at the beginning of the design process defines an entirely different product at the end.

I like The White Stripes and I like the kinda twang American thing right now.

Everyone loves a slice of period-drama-pie, but I think the success of Upstairs Downstairs is really down to the wonderful format that Jean Marsh and Eileen Atkins created.

It is the heart that is not sure of its God that is afraid to laugh in His presence.

It took me a while to realize I'm an NBA player.

When we have a circle of friends, we have more fun. We get more done, we feel and are stronger, and we really do celebrate the power of our 'us.'

At 50, I began to know who I was. It was like waking up to myself.