Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Neatness of phrase is so closely akin to wit that it is often accepted as its substitute.

If ever wife was happy in a man, compare with me, ye women if you can.

As long as we can tell stories about our ability to survive, the more we will hope, not self-destruct.

I've always loved to sing and dance, but the caliber of my talent in those areas obviously is not nearing Patti LuPone or Sutton Foster.

Once you start changing a name, you see, there's no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.

Money cannot buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy.

When we teach kids to follow the rules that there’s only one right answer & to avoid mistakes at all costs, we’re resigning them to average.

Bad habits are our enemies because they hinder us from being the person we want to be.

There's different ways of presenting a pop group to the world. It doesn't have to be the same old poses.