I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Liberals can't just come out and say, they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race.

Work, love, courage and hope, Make me good and help me cope!

O Fiend, whose talisman was that fatal symbol, wouldst thou leave nothing, whether in youth or age, for this poor sinner to revere?—such loss of faith is ever one of the saddest results of sin.

Do not run away from the problem. The problem with denying the problem is that it also denies the solution. Face it, it'll go away.

Ah, Ivy, thought Alexia happily, spreading a verbal fog wherever she goes.

It's absolutely essential that we have the same safeguards that straight couples do. But I want more than a 50 percent chance of success. I don't want to emulate that.

When people get hungry and desperate, things get ugly. And I'll tell you where it's really going to get ugly: crime is going to go to levels we've never seen before.

To live creatively free, do what you know how to do now, then 'act as if' you know how to do the rest.

If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want for them is to be happy....even if its not with you.

There is no simple answer to what I think.

It's not that we don't have talent in our country; the talent is, in fact, not required today.