I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Liberals can't just come out and say, they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race.

Keep working on yourself

We have to always look ahead enough moves to be well prepared, even for victory!

Inspiration demands the active cooperation of the intellect joined with enthusiasm, and it is under such conditions that marvelous conceptions, with all that is excellent and divine, come into being.

He that would look with contempt on the pursuits of the farmer, is not worthy the name of a man.

In a deal, you give and take. You compromise. Then you grab the cash and catch the next train out of town.

My real guru are my experiences in life - the realisation that you are alone in this world came very early to me.

Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die.

I have an enormous metabolism, so I'm lucky.

I do not believe that one can become rich without being a shark; a sensitive man will never amass wealth.

When matters are desperate we must put on a desperate face.