Nonbelievers are not anti-religious, they are anti-fraud and anti-deception.

Ikea products should come free with happy meals.

If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.

God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate.

The sun is our father, the earth is our mother. And God is a myth destroying our family.

Few things sound so beautiful as the poetic accent of a Welsh woman.

It's hogwash to say drunkenness is no excuse for crime... Wherever mind altering drugs are on sale to the public, we should expect mind altered behaviour from the public.

You can split atoms, but you can't split true love.

No-one wants acorns, but everyone wants oaks.

Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson.

Beautiful words are ugly motives best friends.

Handshakes, Hugs & Other Touching. Learning how to touch appropriately can elevate your presentation, demonstrate respect, and convey confidence.

Bob Altman had this relaxed but serious attitude. Everybody loved him. I wanted him to adopt me.

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.

Killing time is not murder, it is suicide.

I don't know much about God. But if everything does originate with God, then certainly songs do as well.

I was obsessed with livestock barns, cattle and hogs. I still love that, and I still do that as a hobby.So I'm a strange person.

Right and wrong do not exist in graphic design. There is only effective and non-effective communication.

Perhaps it is this specter that most haunts working men and women: the planned obsolescence of people that is of a piece with the planned obsolescence of the things they make. Or sell.

Corruption is a true enemy to development.