Steve Fowler Quotes

Ikea products should come free with happy meals.

If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.

God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate.

The sun is our father, the earth is our mother. And God is a myth destroying our family.

Nonbelievers are not anti-religious, they are anti-fraud and anti-deception.

Few things sound so beautiful as the poetic accent of a Welsh woman.

There's four seasons in the UK, spring, autumn, winter and winter.

Genius attracts more hate than love and more disrespect than respect; at least for the first few hundred years.

TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes.

There's so much to say, the human race will be extinct long before everything which could be said has been said.

My dog doesn't like dogs, and I kind of get where she's coming from; I'm not too keen on people.

Talk about tactful - she's got a tongue like a Kalashnikov!

Depression catches everyone who lives long enough to be caught.

Beautiful words are ugly motives best friends.

Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson.

No-one wants acorns, but everyone wants oaks.

You can split atoms, but you can't split true love.

It's hogwash to say drunkenness is no excuse for crime... Wherever mind altering drugs are on sale to the public, we should expect mind altered behaviour from the public.