If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.

Ikea products should come free with happy meals.

God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate.

The sun is our father, the earth is our mother. And God is a myth destroying our family.

Nonbelievers are not anti-religious, they are anti-fraud and anti-deception.

Few things sound so beautiful as the poetic accent of a Welsh woman.

It's hogwash to say drunkenness is no excuse for crime... Wherever mind altering drugs are on sale to the public, we should expect mind altered behaviour from the public.

You can split atoms, but you can't split true love.

No-one wants acorns, but everyone wants oaks.

Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson.

Beautiful words are ugly motives best friends.

Part of the appeal of the fantastic is taking ridiculous ideas very seriously and pretending they're not absurd.

And on bad days, when his aura of sadness blazed like an alarm he couldn’t turn off, I felt like I was doing everything wrong.

I was really lucky that I came to puberty at a time when music and politics were completely intertwined.

Even youngish men can acquire wisdom as time goes by.

Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says, 'live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual.

I'm so grateful that God allowed me to go through that because it's made me.

[The Republicans] are always asking the Muslims to denounce their extremists. And I agree with them. But they don't take that note and do it among their own. They don't denounce their own extremists.

Estimating is what you do when you don't know.

The games industry is already bigger than the music industry, and it's mainly directed at teenage boys.

Thank God you can flee, can escape from that massy five-foot-thick maggot-cheesy solidarity which overlays the earth, in which men and women in couples are ranked like ninepins.