No one is more dangerous than someone who thinks he has "The Truth". To be an atheist is almost as arrogant as to be a fundamentalist. But then again, I can get pretty arrogant.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

Courage is the best slayer-courage which attacketh for in every attack there is the sound of triumph.

To be truly free it takes more determination courage introspection and restraint than to be in shackles.

Richard Wagner a musician who wrote music which is better than it sounds.

I want to know how God created this world. I am not interested in this or that phenomenon, in the spectrum of this or that element. I want to know God's thoughts, the rest are details.

You may consider yourself an individual, but as a cell biologist, I can tell you that you are in truth a cooperative community of approximately fifty trillion single-celled citizens.

You said go to her, and I let pride stand in my way. You said she needed me, and I didn't believe. You said love her, and I thought it would be easy.

The present stage redefines the possibilities of man and nature in accordance with the new means available for their realization.

English is taking over the world. I just wrote a piece about it. And it's not by design. The United States dominates because it's the biggest market.

We might, either of us, be Queen of England and yet we'll always be nothing to our family.

Michael Jackson's album was only called Bad because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for Pathetic.