No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

Embedded in the larger story of redemption is a principle we must not miss: God uses ordinary people to do extraordinary things in the lives of others.

All single people are not really singleThey all have untold stories behind the scene.

Prayer is the spiritual gymnasium in which we exercise and practice godliness.

At times I feel myself overtaken by an immense tenderness for these people around me who live in the same century.

My make-up artist, she uses bronzer on the eyelids too. And also a little bit on the forehead to make everything look even.

The early morning hour should be dedicated to praise: do not the birds set us the example?

Donald Trump insisted yesterday that he is not racist, because one time an African-American won Apprentice. Because nothing says 'not racist' like making a black man run your errands.

The wing of the Falcon brings to the king, the wing if the crow brings him to the cemetery.

It's not just that toil allows the appearance of spontaneity. It allows the actuality of spontaneity.

Any fool can steer a ship, sir. Its just knowing where to take it.