Never teach your child to be cunning or you may be certain you will be one of the very first victims of his shrewdness.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

When I watch my mind and stay with my body, out of that comes some course of action.

Many things become clearer with the perspective of maturity gained.

Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth

Though we cannot experience our life as an endless present, we are eternal in God's eyes; that is, in our deepest reality.

Heraclitus says that Pittacus, when he had got Alcæus into his power, released him, saying, "Forgiveness is better than revenge.

After watching Watford against Manchester City last night that was like a bubblebath. It was beautiful.

Birth is not an emergency. It is simply an emergence.

All you need is a [insert plant], some [insert stick / rock / animal feces], and a good multitool.

I think it was Rose Macaulay who said, "A house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived."

Although you see the pit, you cannot avoid it.