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Erma Bombeck Quotes: Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.
         

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.


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Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?



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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.



In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.



Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.



I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.



When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.



No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.



Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.



Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.



If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.





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