Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

Books give us new lives, loves, and the feeling we aren't alone.

You get a lot of borderline cases in libraries.

Red lipstick is instant glamour.

Nothing can excel a few days in jail for giving a young man or woman a quick education in the basis of industrial society.

Although I write screenplays, I don't think I'm a very good writer. I'm very interested in studying cultures and social issues, but as an academic I don't think I would have been too successful.

Those who are guided by reason are generally successful in their plans; those who are rash and precipitate seldom enjoy the favour of the gods.

Nine to Five is actually one of my favorite movies. I watched it a thousand times when I was a child, literally a thousand times.

You must look into people, as well as at them.

I don't believe there is a separation of church and state. I think the Constitution is very clear. The only separation is that there will not be a government church.

The lower a man descends in his love, the higher he lifts his life.