My mother had tried to fool me into thinking I was a natural beauty, and I’d believed her for a little while, that is, until I moved to the land of beautiful people.

Vision is defined as a program for restoring the human.

I don't want any title. I just say what I say, and hopefully somebody gets it, man. I'm not perfect, and I'm just here and trying to make a dollar, and being real at the same time, you know?

[From a window in the Writer's Building at MGM, which overlooked a cemetery:] Hello down there. It might interest you to know that up here we are just as dead as you are.

You have to grow up, start paying the rent and have your heart broken before you understand country.

Who then may trust the dice, at Fortune's throw?

Did you really JUST fall, Jeffrey? Why does everybody in my family talk in these dramatic CAPITAL LETTERS all the time? Why am I the only calm one?

Right defeated is stronger than evil triumphant.

The relish of good and evil depends in a great measure upon the opinion we have of them.

Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.

If I could embed a locator chip in my child right now, I know I would do that. Some people call that Big Brother; I call it being a father.