Dilbert Quotes

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The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf. Dilbert: How can they tell it's the golf gene? Dogbert: It's plaid and it lies.

Dilbert: I'm obsessed with inventing a perpetual motion machine. Most scientists think it's impossible, but I have something they don't. Dogbert: A lot of spare time? Dilbert: Exactly.

Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.

I should have written that down. - Dilbert

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.