My most disastrous date was not so much a disaster as uncomfortable for both parties involved.

I am a creature of habit.

There are no regrets in life, just lessons.

I love that feeling of being in love, the effect of having butterflies when you wake up in the morning. That is special.

I feel sexy in my jeans and wearing my boyfriend's T-shirt.

My dad became a soap opera actor, and I was an extra in a skating rink scene on the soap. I didn't audition. It was nepotism all the way.

People who do comedy are always underrated because they make it look so easy.

I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well.

Marriage brings up all the things I pushed to the back burner - the fears, the mistrust, the doubts, the insecurities. It's like opening Pandora's box.

The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.

Once you figure out who you are and what you love about yourself, I think it all kinda falls into place.

Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.

Aphrodite: Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart.Percy: But... I don't know where it's going. My heart, I mean.

Light and dark ain't supposed to mix. They're like broccoli and chocolate - just nasty when you put them together - but that appears to be what's happening with you

The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.

Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.

If you ever see me in a social setting wearing any sort of sportswear, then you know I'm in crisis.

You're a writer. And that's something better than being a millionaire. Because it's something holy.

You are an endless project...changing, evolving, surprising.

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?

My father had taught me - mostly by example - that if a man wanted to be in charge of his life, he had to be in charge of his problems.