People who do comedy are always underrated because they make it look so easy.

I am a creature of habit.

There are no regrets in life, just lessons.

I love that feeling of being in love, the effect of having butterflies when you wake up in the morning. That is special.

I feel sexy in my jeans and wearing my boyfriend's T-shirt.

My dad became a soap opera actor, and I was an extra in a skating rink scene on the soap. I didn't audition. It was nepotism all the way.

I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well.

Marriage brings up all the things I pushed to the back burner - the fears, the mistrust, the doubts, the insecurities. It's like opening Pandora's box.

The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.

Once you figure out who you are and what you love about yourself, I think it all kinda falls into place.

If you're not happy, you can become happy. Happiness is a choice.

I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.

I've fallen in love with baseball.

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!

Time doesn't really heal, it just makes you not to give a crap

Do you even know who I am? Seriously, tell me, because I don't.

Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey.

For all the injustices in our past and our present, we have to believe that in the free exchange of ideas, justice will prevail over injustice, tolerance over intolerance and progress over reaction.

If the current is right, one can drift to success.

When Pakistani Foreign Minister Hina Rabbani Khar was asked why there was so much animosity in her country towards the United States, she gave a one-word answer: “drones.”

Stand-up is really personal. It's not like somebody else is writing the script and you have to do what they write.