My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself to become a new person.

When I saw him, I fell at his feet as though dead. Then he placed his right hand on me and said: "Do not be afraid. I am the First and the Last.

Polygamy simply says, “You are not enough.

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own.

I'm very wary of trust, you see.

but perhaps we should love what we cannot understand

It began as research. I wrote of silences, of nights, I scribbled the indescribable. I tied down the vertigo.

I always wanted to help make tennis a team sport.

Fame is like a river, that beareth up things light and swollen, and drowns things weighty and solid.

Gender based violence anywhere is a threat to peace and security everywhere.