My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

You are a prisoner of your thoughts. Expand your thoughts and get out of the prison.

How can you be expected to govern a country that has 246 kinds of cheese?

Remember civil and religious liberty always go together: if the foundation of the one be sapped, the other will fall of course.

In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.

Universities are very clarifying places of power, because everyone is focused on trying to figure out exactly what to do with their lives.

I hate to say "found himself" - it sounds so ridiculous.

What foolsmiddle-classgirls are to expect other people to respect the same gods as themselves and E M Forster.

When the man is at home, his standing in society is well known and quietly taken; but when he is abroad, it is problematical, and is dependent on the success of his manners.

Every moment in front of a customer is a gorgeous opportunity to live your values.

The word theatre comes from the Greeks. It means the seeing place.