My career has been in a weird kind of like low-flying under the radar-kind of place. I never made it on "Saturday Night Live" where all my friends did.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

The surest way to make your dreams come true is to live them.

It's time to fly.Care to join me?

Don't work for money, work to learn

A truly moral health care system should start out by covering all of its citizens with basic health care. It would not be seduced by its technology and fancy buildings.

I look back on my life like a good day's work, it was done and I am satisfied with it.

Knowing what I know of love, I hang back because I don't like to lie to myself.

If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.

I have recognized that the nation has the right, if it so wills, to vindicate her freedom even by actual violence.

Live not one's life as though one had a thousand years, but live each day as the last.

Manner is all in all, whate'er is writ,The substitute for genius, sense, and wit.