Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

He’s the president now, but he’s still Matt. My first crush, my first love. And I know that after Matt, I’ll never want or love another man again.

Integrity comes not from privilege, textbooks, or profession, but from being grounded in humility.

In reality, every reality is a veil over reality.

Years ago I wanted to buy an apartment in New York City. I was a single female - I had gone through my divorce - I had three children, I was in show business and black. It was, like, impossible.

When I read great literature, great drama, speeches, or sermons, I feel that the human mind has not achieved anything greater than the ability to share feelings and thoughts through language.

The use of isoquants to describe the production function did not develop to any great extent until the thirties.

The whole point of growing up is learning to stay on the laughing side.

Monaco was my first race of the season and I spoke with a number of people and all seemed to be very optimistic.

Sin is much more than doing the wrong thing. It begins withloving, worshiping, and serving the wrong thing.

If you like not hanging, drown yourself; Take some course for your reputation.