Mirror, mirror on the wall, whos the dumbest of you all?

Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand.

My accountant regularly asks to take me to lunch. I always say I can't afford it.

Every mother and daughter should make time for a trip together. It's good for the soul.

I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.

I don't despise, because no-one should live rent-free inside your head.

Being rich and miserable has got to be better than poor and unhappy.

We mothers of grown-up daughters tend to view them with a mixture of love, exasperation, irritation and awe.

My best business decision is always to have been unembarrassed about negotiating a decent deal. Not being coy or shy about money is second nature to me.

I come from a family of traders; my grandmother and my mother were very good at making money.

Balance sheets bore me. I suspect if figures had excited me I would have gone into the city and now be a lot wealthier.

Fear makes you worry and worry makes you weary.

It's easier to revise lousy writing than to revise a blank sheet of paper.

The Essence Of Success Is Leading Your Business & Life From The Heart

Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?' 'Supposing it didn't,' said Pooh after careful thought. Piglet was comforted by this.

I think there are so many little hurdles and impediments with stand-up that you'd need to have this insane desire to do it if you didn't have something that clicked right away.

A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.

I do so much travelling in my work that my suitcase is always packed, with my passport ready. I rarely unpack, as I am constantly on the move.

Strategy is choice. Strategy means saying no to certain kinds of things.

People are unrealistic, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.

Without the gospel we hate ourselves instead of our sin.