Balance sheets bore me. I suspect if figures had excited me I would have gone into the city and now be a lot wealthier.

Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand.

My accountant regularly asks to take me to lunch. I always say I can't afford it.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, whos the dumbest of you all?

Every mother and daughter should make time for a trip together. It's good for the soul.

I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.

I don't despise, because no-one should live rent-free inside your head.

Being rich and miserable has got to be better than poor and unhappy.

We mothers of grown-up daughters tend to view them with a mixture of love, exasperation, irritation and awe.

My best business decision is always to have been unembarrassed about negotiating a decent deal. Not being coy or shy about money is second nature to me.

I come from a family of traders; my grandmother and my mother were very good at making money.

Light is all a flower longs for, even when surrounded with priceless jewels.

They're all so much afraid of the Council that they're not afraid of anything else.

As you enter, you pray to leave. As you leave, you pray to never return.

He thinks about his teacher in his literary class, he's staring at her legs.

Mirth, and even cheerfulness, when employed as remedies in low spirits, are like hot water to a frozen limb.

Nothing that is worthwhile is ever easy.

Confidence is the feeling we have before knowing all the facts

Comedy takes a very specific technique, specific skills.

However, President Obama's unwillingness to attend the Paris march is a personal failing on his part that I believe does damage to the pride and soul of the nation he leads.

People live by example. I can't tell you, "You can be anything," if I shot my own dreams down or was too afraid to go after them.