Michael Price is the showrunner so nobody works harder than him.

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.

Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.

What is human beauty based on? It is based on how much egoism one has. Gnani Purush (the enlightened one) is without egoism so his beauty is beyond words!

Consider the source...Don't be a fool by listening to a fool.

The only wealth you keep is the wealth that you give away.

I think generally playing live is a crap idea. So much of stage work is the presentation of personality, and I've never been interested in that.

We already live in a Perfect Universe, but It needs to be seen mentally before It can become a part of our experience.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

If any of those times you rushed around madly - trying to get somewhere faster - had ever made any real difference in the quality of your life... don't you think you'd be able to slow down by now?

Corporations can have no soul but they can love each other.

I really do believe it you can live through remodeling a home, you can live the rest of your lives together.

If they just reverse the division, ban the judges, and then it'll discourage other judges from ever doing this.