Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Attend me, hold me in your muscular flowering arms, protect me from throwing any part of myself away.

That MAC gun can put a round clean through a Covenant Capital Ship.

Some people will never be able to get their real self, but that's fine, because their fake self is also part of them.

Wondrous strong are the spells of fiction.

The emails that give evidence of access for money and how Hillary Clinton herself benefited from this and how she is benefitting politically, are quite extraordinary.

You learn your lessons from the mistakes you make, not the things you achieve.

I don't feel I'm playing villains all the time.

If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books.

Faith is reacting positively to a negative situation.

Perhaps sound is only an insanity of silence, a mad gibber of empty space grown fearful of listening to itself and hearing nothing.