Men are more compassionate/(nobler)/magnanimous/generous than God; for men forgive their dead, but God does not.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires.

Better he think me rude than not think at all.

War is far worse. At least where politics is going on, there are usually nice hors d’oeuvres.

In men this blunder still you find; all think their little set mankind.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

Life is about work. Work is about life. And both are about people.

If you're gonna take in the love, you've gotta take in the hate. Or at least recognize it.

Now what I love in women is, they won't Or can't do otherwise than lie, but do it. So well, the very truth seems falsehood to it.

Weeds do become resistant to herbicides, and it needs to be managed with multiple herbicides.

When I was playing junior football when I was a kid, we were the Geneva Giants, so it was kind of embedded in me to be a Giants fan.