Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for go live with a car battery.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

In relation to law I am doubtful whether, even at the present time, science has fairly begun.

She had loved them all, her children. Loved each one the best, but for different reasons.

Things change, friends leave. And life doesn't stop for anybody.

A convergence exists in the search for human excellence on both sides of the Pacific Ocean.

I think it's sexy when someone makes a statement that says, 'This is who I am. This is what I think is sexy.'

Don't ask me who's influenced me. A lion is made up of the lambs he's digested, and I've been reading all my life.

Things go wrong when the people who control that world stop listening to their own instincts and start catering to their fan base.

Without the emotion and willingness of Spirit, our music becomes dry and dusty—without life. Without doctrinal bones as a skeleton, the Body is not enfleshed in a healthy way.

If you give up on democracy, you might as well give up on everything.

My beats and my production aren't dark or emo by any means; it's basically the lyrics I think, and the melody sometimes can be too.