Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

...I've discovered why you fascinate - you keep the mystery and as Carlyle noted, Wonder is the basis of worship...

Envy and greed always—always—exact a terrible price. I have never met an envious or greedy person who was at peace.

Poetry is not an issue of form and enjambments. Poetry, as the word is classically used, has to do with sound and sense. It can be rhyme. It can be rhythm, pace, breath.

What I had to say was, in general, I'm not really a fan of any one genre of any kind of film.

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.

Humility takes a supply of supernatural strength that comes only to those strong enough to admit weakness

To entrust the government with the power of determining the education which our children receive is entrusting our servant with the power to be our master.

I think I'm realising more and more that I've got a job to do and I can't be doing the big nights out and working to my full potential the next day. I feel much better for it.

I always liked the Raiders of the Lost Ark. I still want to be Indiana Jones.

Being able to step outside of yourself in order to help someone else is why we're all here, it's what we should all be doing if we can.