Make your life spectacular, I know I did.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

People who say that yesterday was better than today are ultimately devaluing their own existence.

Let your dreams outgrow the shoes of your expectations.

Life as we know it, with all its ups and downs, will soon be over. We all will give an accounting to God of how we have lived.

There is light in darkness, you just have to find it.

Everything revolves around the fork.

Democracy is never a final achievement. It is a call to an untiring effort.

Usually when attorneys are assembling a jury, they're just looking for sheep that are easily impressed.

Everything we release with Tool is inspired by our music.

I think my dad is a lot cooler than other dads. He still acts like he's still 17.

Do I know I'm right? Judgements aren't the same as facts. Instinct is not science. I'm like any other human being as fallible and as capable of being wrong. I only know what I believe.