Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

Movie and television stars lay down the law offashions, manners, speech, and even moral behavior. It has been proven that a movie or a television program can brainwash.

It might be termed the Law of Triviality. Briefly stated it means that the time spent on any item of the agenda will be in adverse proportion to the sum involved.

There are many worlds and many systems of Universes existing all at the same time, all of them perishable.

I didn't know what the hell Charlie Parker was playing... I just liked the way he played.

Fancy sets the value on the gifts of fortune.

Then farewell, Horace; whom I hated so, Not for thy faults, but mine.

The spinning wheel means national consciousness and a contribution by every individual to a definite constructive national work.

By focusing too myopically on what we want God to do on our behalf, we may miss the significance of what he has already done.

I've got three kids, and those are mouths to feed.

If you're put on a set with a lot of people, it's just nice to see everyone working together.